of COURSE theres something wrong! there should be tomatoes on this tomato plant! if you refer to the previous post there is a picture which is perfectly suitable proof that this tomato plant should, in fact, be bending over with the weight of many juicy delicious roma tomatoes for katie to munch upon.
but no. katie's dream of tomatoes on toast has taken a tragic turn. i witnessed, first hand, a shady looking character purloining an unripe tomato from said tomato plant. the character has a grey complex, shifty eyes, short and lean build, and has a bushy tail. the following day, i found two green tomato carcasses on my deck. one carcass wasn't even a roma tomato. my deck had become the dumping place for this criminal's underhanded deeds! i promptly plucked any somewhat orange tomatoes off of the bush to ripen in the safe walls of my kitchen, only to find the following day that ALL of the remaining tomatoes had vanished. small, green, rotten,... this guy wiped it clean. therefore,...no tomatoes for katie.
any well-wishers may send tomatoes to katie at her home address. she promises to eat them promptly before anyone else can steal them.
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